:41:02
l don't care about other people's
children. My son is going to shul!
:41:06
Now stop being clever and...
:41:07
get dressed before l come up
and dress you myself!
:41:12
You send me to private school...
:41:14
but you tell me not to be clever.
:41:16
Three nights this week you've spent
at Debbie's.
:41:18
What you have to talk about so much
l'll never know.
:41:21
lt's good for me to get out
of the house.
:41:23
What's wrong with our house?
lt's not good enough for you?
:41:25
lt drives me mad.
:41:27
You're driving me mad with all
this coming and going.
:41:30
And will you stop with that
drumming!
:41:32
He's always drumming. that boy.
lt's like a nervous tic.
:41:35
'Nervous tic'. it's a disposition!
:41:37
A nervous tic is not a
disposition?
:41:40
Tell Ringo to give it a rest.
will you?
:41:41
He's going to drum a hole right
through the headrest.
:41:45
Most Jews I know go to synagogue
twice a year.
:41:48
It's Iike being a Madonna fan...
:41:50
but onIy having The ImmacuIate
CoIIection.
:41:52
These two days are basicaIIy
about...
:41:54
repenting for your sins over
the past year.
:41:56
Repenting for not going to
synagogue aII year and...
:41:59
repenting for driving to
synagogue when you do.
:42:02
Duck. it's the Frohweins!
:42:08
Oh. great. great...
:42:10
are you happy now?
:42:13
Repenting for having a non
Jewish boyfriend.
:42:16
And. repenting for coveting
your neighbour's ox.
:42:25
We're aIso not aIIowed to write.
or touch money on New Year.
:42:29
Which is why our version of the
coIIection box...
:42:32
invoIves sticking a pIastic tag
in a hoIe on the card.
:42:34
Or someone eIse's card.
:42:44
-See. sermon.
-So?
:42:54
Men and women sit separateIy
in shuI.
:42:56
This is because during
the service...
:42:59
it's important not to be distracted
in any way by the opposite sex.