Team America: World Police
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:11:08
All right. Just what the hell is this about?
:11:11
I hate to break this to you Gary ...
:11:14
but some people out there want you dead.
:11:17
Dead?
:11:18
They are called terrorists, Gary ...
:11:19
and they hate everything about you.
:11:22
Why? What did I do to them? I am just a Broadway actor.
:11:26
It's not who you are Gary. It's what you stand for.
:11:28
And every single mintue of every single day
:11:31
The terrorists are planning new ways to kill you.
:11:33
And everyone else who lives in a free country.
:11:37
The only thing standing in their way...is us.
:11:42
You?
:11:44
Baxter, I think we can valmorphanize safely now.
:12:20
OK a limousine that can fly!
:12:22
Now I have seen everything!
:12:24
Really? Have you seen a man eat his own head?
:12:27
- No
- So then you haven't seen everything and neither have we.

:12:32
Last week in Paris we got four terrorists
with a weapon of mass destruction.

:12:37
The terrorists are planning something very big.
:12:41
And just what does this have to do with me?
:12:44
Our only hope is to have somebody act like a terrorist...
:12:46
who wants to help them carry out the attack.
:12:49
An actor convincing enough
:12:50
to make the terrorists think he is one of them.
:12:54
This is crazy. I am an actor not a spy.
:12:56
That's all spying is...Acting!
:12:59
And they say you are the best!

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