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All right we fucking did it.
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Spottswoode, this is Lisa.
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Gary found the WMDs and the terrorists are down.
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Great job team. Head back to base for deep briefing and cocktails.
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This is breaking news with Peter Jennings.
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Team America has once again pissed off
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the entire world after blowing up half of Cairo.
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And now some Hollywood celebrities are lashing out.
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Alec Baldwin is head of the Film Actors Guild.
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The Film Actors Guild believes that
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what the world needs is compassion not violence.
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All that Team America does is create new enemies.
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Let me explain to you how this works.
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You see the corporations finance Team America ...
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and then Team America goes out...
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and the Corporations sit there in their...
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in their corporation buildings
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and ... and see that they are all corporationy
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and they make money.
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Last year I went to Iraq.
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Before Team America showed up it was a happy place.
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They had flowery metals and rainbow skies...
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and rivers made of chcolates where the children
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danced and laughed and played with gun drop smiles.
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The actors are calling for an emergency meeting.
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All ready excepted to attend are:
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Helen Hunt
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George Clooney
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Liv Tyler
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Martin Sheen
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Susan Sarandon
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Janeane Garofalo
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and Matt Damon
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Matt Damon
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In the mean time
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the world wants to deal with dangerous individuals...
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their own way.
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Hans Blix. Oh no!
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Oh hello. Great to see you again Hans.