Team America: World Police
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:39:01
When this terrorist shoots at us from the back of his jeep and...
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You might have all the others fooled but not me.
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Your acting was reckless and it put us all in danger.
:39:09
The next time you put a stun like that...
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I'll drill two holes for your dick.
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So that when you pee
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it will shoot out in all directions.
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You got it?!
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Hey Sarah do you mind if I dance with you?
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No of course not Joe.
:39:33
Joe do you think it's ok for team members to date?
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Sarah really?
:39:40
Yeah do you think it's all right?
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I think it's better than all right.
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- It's great.
- Oh good. I'm so glad you think so.

:40:01
Gary, you're ok?
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I was just wondering if I can let go of an old painful memory.
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Is it anything you want to talk about?
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When I was a kid I always looked up to my older brother Tommy.
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He was the jock and I was the little performer.
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We were all at the zoo one day.
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I was doing some acting...
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walking on the railing of the gorilla exhibit.
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I fell in.
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Everyone screamed and Tommy jumped in after me
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forgetting that he had blueberries in his front pocket.
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The gorillas just went wild.
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They jumped all over his body...
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and threw him around like a rag doll to get to those blueberries.
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One gorilla would throw him to another gorilla
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who would toss him to another.
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Everyone panicked and cried out for somebody to help - but...
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it was too late...
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The gorillas beat him to death
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before the zoo keepers could gas them all.

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