Team America: World Police
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No! Blame Team America!
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their reckless disregard in Cairo...
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brought on this violence today!
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Team America ...
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the blood of the victims of Panama is on your hands.
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Moved by Alec Baldwin's impassionate speech
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hundreds of people turned out at Mountain Rushmore today to protest.
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Hey that's here.
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Tom! It looks like filmmaker Michael Moore
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is also jumping on the fuck Team America bandwagon!
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Protesting is not enough!
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We must take radical action against the fascists in our own country!
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Bring it down, bring it all down!
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Team, if the Dekaderkastanies have weapons of mass destruction
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I am afraid it could be 911 times a thousand.
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Jesus you mean ...
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Yes! 911,000.
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Then forget all this assholes. We got work to do.
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Yes let's get Gary valmorphinized so we can use his acting.
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My acting? My acting! My acting just got a thousand people killed!
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Jesus I've done it again.
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Pull yourself together Gary. We need you now more than ever.
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I'm through with this.
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Gary you can't go.
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Without you the team is doomed!
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Remember there is no "I" in Team America.
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Yes there is.
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I know it's hard Gary...
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but you are still the only hope to stop these newer terrorists.
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Why me? Why am I the only one?
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Because you are the one with the power to do so.
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But I don't want the fucking power.
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I don't want the guilt!
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I don't want the shame and...
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I don't want the responsibility!
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Then what about all the things you promised last night?
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You said you'd never leave!
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I said I'd never die, but now I'm dead inside.

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