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My fellow actors!
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We live in a dark time.
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The world is becoming more and more violent
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and the idoits in charge are making it worse.
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What the world needs is an international advisory committee
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who truly understands global politics.
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- Namely ... us.
- erg!erg!erg!
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The time has come for us to start using our acting talents in a different way.
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Yes we can use our powers to change the world.
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erg!erg!erg!
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We'll persuvade everyone to drive hybrid cars and stop smoking.
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If we focus our acting on global politics
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we can change everything and stuff!
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erg!erg!erg!
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As actors it's our responsibility to read the newspapers
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and then say what we read on television like it's our own opinion.
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Matt Damon
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We'll all done action films.
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If anyone tries to get in our way
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we'll show them how tough we actors really are.
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erg!erg!erg!
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I am glad you all agree
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because I've just been contacted by a very important political leader
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who has bringing all the world leaders together
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for a massive international peace conference
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and he wants us to be the keynote speakers.