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Come on Gary! Hurry, you've got to act fast.
1:26:16
I know you all don't like Team America a whole lot right now but ...
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Kim Jong-Il is a lot worse.
1:26:26
You can't outact me boy. Don't even try!
1:26:29
For the truth is that Team America fights...
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for the billion dollar corporations!
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They are just as bad as the enemies they fight.
1:26:42
No we aren't!
1:26:44
We are dicks!
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We are reckless arrogent stupid dicks.
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And the Film Actors Guild are pussies.
1:27:01
And Kim Jong-Il is an asshole.
1:27:07
Pussies don't like dicks
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because pussies get fucked by dicks.
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But dicks also fuck assholes.
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Assholes who just want to shit on everything.
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Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way.
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But the only thing that can fuck an asshole...
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is a dick...with some balls.
1:27:32
The problem with dicks...
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is sometimes they fuck too much!
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Or fuck what isn't appropiate...
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Yes Gary, yes!
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And it takes a pussy to show him that.
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But sometimes pussies get so full of shit...
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that they become assholes themselves!
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Because pussies are only an inch and half away form assholes.
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I don't know much in this crazy crazy world...
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but I do know ...