:41:00
The woman in the kitchen...
:41:01
the Patti Labelle of pork--
:41:03
she is the Coolio
of canned meat.
:41:05
l'm gonna go talk to her
right now, and it'll be fine.
:41:07
You guys, please,
please don't leave.
:41:09
Oh, quickly, go.
:41:10
Thank you.
:41:16
This cousin Todd's house?
:41:17
How y'all doing?
What's up, cousin Todd?
:41:19
Jasper, Jerome, why? Why?
:41:25
Here's your ham.
:41:28
What happened?
:41:30
Baby, Sven and Olivier left.
:41:33
They were supposed to cook
brunch for Ms. Peters.
:41:35
What am l
supposed to do now?
:41:37
Look, l raised you and half
your cousins on my cooking.
:41:41
Now, if it's good
enough for them...
:41:42
it's good enough for her.
:41:43
Now, y'all get
that animal outside...
:41:45
and skin him. Go ahead.
:41:46
You're dropping brain
all over the floor.
:41:48
Yes, ma'am.
:41:49
That's our homemade
slip-n-slide.
:41:51
Pick him up.
:41:52
Homemade slip-n-slide.
:41:54
Uh, Brittany.
:41:56
Yes?
:41:57
Low-sodium ham?
:41:59
What's this, baby?
:42:00
lt's healthier ham,
and it's better for Todd...
:42:03
because he needs
to stay in shape.
:42:04
Do you know what
a healthy cookout is?
:42:06
No, no, no. Don't
answer that question.
:42:08
Because there's
no such thing...
:42:10
as a healthy cookout.
:42:11
Look around this counter.
:42:12
You see anything healthy?
:42:14
Look at this.
:42:15
Chitterlings-- sodium.
:42:16
Macaroni and cheese--
sodium.
:42:17
Greens-- sodium,
black-eyed peas-- sodium...
:42:19
potato salad-- sodium.
:42:20
Sodium, sodium,
sodium! OK?
:42:21
And as for Todd...
:42:24
that boy's eaten
so much sodium...
:42:25
he could crap a salt lick.
:42:27
Didn't keep him out of
the pros, now did it?
:42:29
Little Brittany,
l need a ham.
:42:33
And l want that ham
to be...what?
:42:35
Sodium.
:42:36
With sodium.
:42:38
OK.
:42:41
Good girl.
:42:42
Excuse me.
:42:44
May l have a glass of--
:42:47
Ms. Peters!
:42:49
Help me, Jesus.
:42:52
Quick now. And don't forget
my cast-iron pot...
:42:55
because Lady Em gonna try
to outdo my cornbread...
:42:57
as if she could.
:42:59
Come on, Ma.
Why does everything...