The Cookout
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:54:00
we all know
that ain't real.

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Pocahontas just
trying to front...

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acting like she got
lndian in her family.

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Little bit Cherokee.
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Cherokee?
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Let me tell you something.
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You need not worry
about your cousin...

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because your cousin
is my problem.

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l'm gonna take real
good care of him.

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What you need to do
is stop looking...

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for your babies' daddies
down at the parole office.

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And you, little
ghetto bird...

:54:27
need to invest
in a diaphragm.

:54:34
Lookie here, Bling.
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Look what we have here.
:54:38
You fellas need a lift?
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Hell, yeah. Come on, Wheeze.
Let's get in.

:54:43
You know, l don't mind
picking you boys up...

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because l know
how it can be.

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Right on.
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l'm in the horseshit
consignment business...

:54:52
a manure broker,
if you don't mind.

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Basically, l go around
to all the ranches...

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l scoop up
the horseshit...

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and l sell it to all the
farmers and the landscapers.

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This stuff right here.
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And if my truck
breaks down...

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let me tell you, God...
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nobody's gonna
pick up this guy...

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because l stink of shit.
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You want some?
:55:12
No.
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Good. You OK?
:55:14
Now, let me
tell you something.

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There's a demand
for good-quality shit.

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l tell the farmers...
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make sure
you feed your horses...

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a well-balanced diet.
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Any doctor
will tell you...

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if you put
good stuff in...

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good stuff is definitely
gonna come out.

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That's it! Stop the car!
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Stop the car!
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And don't say
shit else about shit!

:55:38
Come on, Wheeze!
Get the hell out of here!

:55:40
Hey.
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Dee, you need
to check your kids.

:55:48
They're scratching up my stairs.
Look at this.

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Oh, man, we can't
do nothing over here.

:55:52
l shouldn't have
never came here.

:55:54
l should have went
to Lebron James' house.

:55:55
l know that's right.
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Disrespectful.
:55:59
Boy, you worry
too damn much.


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