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that doesn't include
pro basketball.

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We didn't come here
for a tryout.

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We came here for a cookout.
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When's that food
gonna be ready?

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Quiet, Frank!
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lf you'd spent more time
teaching your son how to play...

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instead of feeding
your face...

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l wouldn't even have
to be doing this!

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Mama's gonna get
her baby a contract...

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whether he
wants one or not!

:57:18
You, go get
your sweats on!

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Now!
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The boy ain't even
got a hoop.

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Nice and quiet.
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Away from all the insanity.
Have a seat.

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We are so sorry about
all the distractions.

:57:29
l assure you,
this family gathering...

:57:31
was a complete
scheduling mishap.

:57:33
lt's OK.
:57:35
l'm rather
enjoying myself.

:57:36
Are you? lt's fun, right?
Cookouts are fun.

:57:38
Anyway, let's talk about
the new product launch, OK?

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We know that this is very
important for your company...

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and we think
that Todd would be...

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absolutely perfect.
Picture it--

:57:47
young rookie,
out on the road...

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missing his family...
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needing your service
to stay in touch with them.

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God!
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Stop swinging that bat!
Somebody's gonna get hurt!

:57:59
Excuse me for a minute,
Ms. Peters.

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l'll be right back.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Foul! Foul!
Y'all saw it!

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lt's my bat! My bat!
:58:10
Grandpa, please, please,
please, not in the house.

:58:12
Please, not in the house.
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Rules! Rules! Rules!
:58:15
Everybody always
telling kids...

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and old folks what to do.
:58:19
Come on, kids. Let's go.
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We'll show them. Come on.
:58:24
We're going outside
and poo-poo on ourselves.

:58:27
Oh, God.
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Ew...God.
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Oh...
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l love you, Uncle Todd.
:58:37
l love you, too, man. Oh...
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What's up?
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Do you see that poodle?
:58:42
Whose dog is that?
:58:44
Yo, l'm gonna give
it some cookies.

:58:48
Come here, girl.
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Give me one, man.
Let me try. Give me one.

:58:53
Here, man.
:58:54
l ain't giving my cookie
to no dog, man.

:58:56
You must be crazy.
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OK, this is it, baby.
Take it to the hoop.


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