The Cookout
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1:02:02
Take the high road,
my sons.

1:02:05
There's no such thing
as an...easy bake.

1:02:13
Light 'em up.
Light 'em up.

1:02:19
l can't feel
my face, man.

1:02:21
Ah, who would
have thought...

1:02:23
that a straight-laced
dude like you...

1:02:25
would enjoy
getting a lift? Man.

1:02:27
l used to like to do
a lot of things...

1:02:29
before l married
Mrs. Crowley--

1:02:31
drink malt liquor...
1:02:34
listen to rap music...
1:02:36
eat Oreo cookies.
1:02:38
Oh, l know that one.
1:02:41
lf she's such
a buzz-kill then...

1:02:43
man, why did you marry her?
1:02:44
lt was a good
business decision.

1:02:46
See, she comes from money...
1:02:48
and where l was raised,
money marries money.

1:02:51
Yeah, but them tits
is nice, too, though, huh?

1:02:54
What about them nipples?
She got some little raisins...

1:02:57
or some nice big gumdrops?
1:03:00
That's my wife
you're talking about.

1:03:02
Oh, my bad, man.
1:03:03
Sorry.
1:03:08
OK.
1:03:10
Gumdrops.
1:03:11
l knew it! l seen them
in her shirt!

1:03:20
You mind if l help?
1:03:22
Knock yourself out.
1:03:26
Oh! Sweet Jesus!
1:03:30
Hey, hey, hey.
Come on.

1:03:32
Let me help.
Let me help.

1:03:33
You'll tear
the thing up.

1:03:35
ls it coming out?
1:03:37
You can put a flower
or something over it.

1:03:39
A flower, Em?
Look at this.

1:03:42
l got to take this
back tomorrow.

1:03:44
$1,200?
1:03:45
Why'd you spend
$1,200 on a dress?

1:03:49
l wanted to be more
fabulous than you, OK?

1:03:54
Nettie, come on.
Come here.

1:03:56
Come on. Sit down.

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