The Ladykillers
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:35:01
- Punitive damages,
- l see why you firin' me, Mr, Gudge,

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Yeah, it's simple and plain,
You firin' me 'cause l'm black,

:35:11
MacSam, everybody
on the custodial staff is black,

:35:15
Your replacement is gonna be black,
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His replacement, no doubt, will be black!
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Well, the fuckin' judge is goin' be black,
muthafucka,

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- Oh,
- And you?

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- You gon' stand tall before the man,
- Oh,

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And your replacement's gonna be black,
:35:29
- muthafucka!
- Thank you,

:35:33
Oh, my,
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Oh, my, my, my,
my, my, my, my,

:35:37
This is a severe setback,
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l am distraught,
l'm more than distraught,

:35:41
l am devastated,
:35:43
l-l'm beside myself,
l'm at a positive loss for words,

:35:47
- You still talkin' OK, though,
- Have you all decided?

:35:51
Madam, we must have waffles,
We must all have waffles forthwith,

:35:56
We must all think,
We must all have waffles

:35:58
and think, each and every one of us,
to the very best of his ability,

:36:02
Perhaps if you apologized to the man
and gave him flowers,

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Or perhaps a fruit basket
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with a card depicting a misty seascape
and inscribed with a sentiment,

:36:12
l ain't apologizin' to that muthafucka,
He fired me 'cause l'm black!

:36:15
He can't do that, You could sue him,
Open and shut case,

:36:18
- Fuckin' A,
- Surely a chocolate assortment

:36:20
has been known to melt the heart
of even the hardest misanthrope,

:36:24
That man ain't rollin' over
for no fucking candy bar,

:36:26
Uh, we've had a bit of a setback
on the tunneling front, too,

:36:29
- We've run into a pretty large rock,
- Rock!

:36:35
- Very bad, Very bad,
- Oh, my,

:36:42
Seems that the poet was right,
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Troubles never singly come,
:36:49
Oh, no, we can get through the rock,
No worries there,

:36:51
Easiest thing in the world,
Why, we just blow right through it,

:36:53
l got a pyro license,
Just, uh, bore a hole in the rock

:36:57
and pack in a little plastique,
lgneous blows pretty good,


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