:05:01
I am little Michael Bluebottle.
I am an ace private detective.
:05:07
He's got his own scooter,
he's got his own make-up.
:05:12
- He goes anywhere in fiction.
- And I am hotfoot after the criminals
:05:17
what have stolen all the string!
:05:19
I suspect the Moriarty man.
:05:21
Ah, where is that Moriarty man?
:05:24
- Thinks. Points finger.
- Pointy, pointy, pointy.
:05:30
Oh, God, now we've done it.
:05:31
- I'll get her, Anne.
- It's all right, I'll go.
:05:34
No, it's my house, I'll help Peter.
:05:37
You're tired. You stay and rest.
Have some fun.
:05:39
Leave it to me and Peg.
:05:42
All right, Dad, you can be
Major Dennis Bloodnok.
:05:46
And you've just apprehended
England's biggest string criminal.
:05:51
- All right.
- Peter?
:05:53
You're under arrest.
:05:57
It's all right, it's all right.
:05:59
Dear, dear me.
:06:02
That's the girl.
:06:06
She's lovely. There we are.
:06:08
Thanks, Mum. I'll... I'll do it.
:06:16
Those film people won't have
anything to do with me, Mum.
:06:20
It was my fifth audition this week.
:06:23
- What did they say to you?
- Same as usual.
:06:26
Not good-looking enough,
not magnetic enough.
:06:29
"Stick to radio. That's what you're good at."
Keep being the ringmaster in a circus of twits.
:06:36
Maybe I should just be content.
:06:40
You simpering cow.
:06:43
How can you be content changing nappies
in a flat like a woman?
:06:47
You want to be a failure like your father,
mewl about contentment.
:06:50
- That's not very fair.
- I didn't bring you up to be content.
:06:54
I didn't slog round third-rate music halls
doing three shows a night
:06:58
so you could powder your baby's bottom