:13:00
Harlow's wife, actress Miranda
conspicuously Campbell,
:13:02
is conspicuously absent today.
:13:04
Bristol's up and coming Libellawyer,
:13:06
Sam Holbrook, has taken the case...
:13:09
but with the story backed by
numerous photographs, observers here
:13:12
are questioning the wisdom
of bringing this case to court
:13:15
in the first place.
:13:28
Gotta run.
:13:31
Bye, darling.
:13:40
He even kept the lock of hair.
:13:43
Good job Henry keeps
that dog clean.
:13:47
- Anyway, at least there's an upside.
- What?
:13:49
I'm a hundred quid richer.
:13:51
Repeat after me 'Felicity was right'.
:13:55
He just didn't wanna hurt my feelings.
:13:59
It's not like he's gonna run off
and have an affair or anything.
:14:06
Sorry.
:14:11
- I'll prove it.
- How?
:14:13
I don't know. I'll text him. Something
raunchy. See if he responds.
:14:19
- He'll know it's from your phone.
- I'll buy a new one.
:14:22
- And if he rings?
- He won't ring.
:14:27
I'll talk to him then.
:14:29
And when he recognises
your voice?
:14:31
I'll be all sexy.
:14:33
Go on then, let's hear it.
:14:37
And more to the point,
what would you say?
:14:39
You know Filthy things.
:14:43
Alice. The nearest you get to
filthy is gardening.
:14:46
So what's it gonna be
'Come and play with my begonias'?
:14:51
Hello, Sam.
:14:54
This is Anonymous.
:14:58
Would you like to prune my bush?