:15:03
Actually, that's not bad.
:15:06
Innocent yet knowing,
with just a hint of slapper.
:15:10
Every man's perfect woman.
:15:28
Do you swap ends at half time?
:15:30
Who are you playing for next,
Danny? Queen's Park Rangers?
:15:32
Arsenal, more like
:15:33
Shut it, you. Dan ain't
no pillowbiter, right?
:15:38
You know these guys.
Just a bit of fun, yeah?
:15:39
Fun? Any more fun like that
and we'll lose the Yorkie contract.
:15:42
Where the hell's Miranda? The jury
needs to see her supporting you.
:15:45
Filming, mate. It's what she does.
:15:47
Aye, aye. Blonde eyebrows.
:15:52
Blonde eyebrows, blonde kebab.
:16:02
Me and my boyfriend Paul,
we're both bisexual.
:16:05
Nothing to be ashamed of.
Just get double the fun that way.
:16:10
We get chatting to Dan in the bar...
:16:13
and Paul asks him
about being a gay icon.
:16:15
Wonders if it goes any further than
:16:18
So Dan says
'Why don't we go and find out?'
:16:22
So Mr Harlow invited you
to his hotel?
:16:24
That's a Lie.
Dan ain't no chutney badger!
:16:30
Flic, what underwear
have you got on?
:16:33
Alice, maybe you should think
this through.
:16:36
Anonymous doesn't think.
:16:38
She does.
:16:40
Talk about stamina.
:16:42
First me, then Paul...
then the two of us together.
:16:46
He couldn't get enough of it.
:16:49
And who took the photographs?
:16:51
Them? Well, me and Paul.
:16:54
We like to keep a few souvenirs,
you know?
:16:56
Very valuable souvenirs
:16:58
Hey, it weren't like that.