The Whole Ten Yards
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:05:01
I did everything you said.
I had the taxi, I had the flowers.

:05:06
Nobody even notices me.
I could have been invisible.

:05:09
You have a problem getting in?
:05:11
Oh, honey, I finally used my lock-pick set!
:05:15
Like this, I was in there and
I'm waiting and I'm poised...

:05:19
...I'm cool as a cucumber. All of a sudden,
the frigging guy's phone rings.

:05:24
You flinched.
:05:25
- I whip my gun around...
- You flinched!

:05:27
...and I knock over his tomato sauce.
:05:29
You must stay focused when
you are killing a person!

:05:33
Then I've got this whole big mess.
:05:35
The more I try to clean up,
the worse it gets.

:05:37
Tomato sauce is a tough stain to get
out. You need a good grease cutter.

:05:41
Then finally, I hear the
guy's key in the lock.

:05:47
Now, let me guess:
Your shotgun's out of reach.

:05:50
So now I gotta think fast.
So I go for my gun...

:05:53
...he slides across the floor and, well...
:05:56
I would go into detail, but let's just say...
:05:59
...he left the building.
:06:05
I gotta say, if the guy's dead,
we gotta put this in the win column.

:06:09
Same thing with Spiegelman.
He fell down an elevator shaft.

:06:12
But you were running right
behind him just before he fell.

:06:15
But I just wanna shoot someone!
:06:27
All right, now. All right, now, baby.
:06:30
Murdering another human being
can be a very moving experience.

:06:35
Listen.
:06:37
I got an idea.
:06:38
What do you say we go and kill
somebody, just us?

:06:42
We'll find some drunk tourist, take him to
the beach and put three in his coconut.

:06:48
What's your favorite gun?
:06:50
- A.45.
- Great.

:06:51
We'll make a big mess.
How does that sound, baby doll?

:06:56
My roast.

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