:18:00
VAN HELSING: Best when cooked well.
:18:01
No, they're not all the same.
:18:02
A vampire is nothing like a warlock.
My granny could kill a warlock.
:18:06
Carl, you've never even been
out of the abbey.
:18:08
- How do you know about vampires?
- I read.
:18:11
Here's something new.
:18:13
Glycerin 48.
:18:19
[Monks screaming]
:18:20
CARL: Sorry!
:18:23
MULLAH: What in Allah's name
is wrong with you?
:18:25
The air around here
is thick with envy.
:18:28
This is my latest invention.
It's gas-propelled.
:18:31
Capable of catapulting arrows
in rapid succession...
:18:34
at tremendous velocity.
Just pull the trigger and hold on.
:18:38
I've heard the stories
from Transylvania.
:18:40
Trust me, you'll need this.
A work of certifiable genius.
:18:43
- Lf you don't say so yourself.
- No, I did say so myself.
:18:46
I'm a veritable cornucopia
of talent.
:18:48
Did you invent this?
:18:49
I've been working on that
for 12 years.
:18:51
It's compressed magma
from Mt. Vesuvius...
:18:53
with pure alkaline
from the Gobi Desert.
:18:55
- It's one of a kind.
- What's it for?
:18:57
I don't know,
but I'm sure it'll come in handy.
:19:00
Twelve years,
and you don't know what it does?
:19:02
I didn't say that.
I said I didn't know what it's for.
:19:05
What it does
is to create a light source...
:19:07
equal to the intensity of the sun.
:19:09
This will come in handy how?
:19:10
I don't know.
You can blind your enemies.
:19:12
Charbroil a herd
of charging wildebeest.
:19:15
Use your imagination.
:19:16
No, I'm gonna use yours.
That's why you're coming with me.
:19:19
CARL: Holy hell be damned I am!
VAN HELSING: You cursed.
:19:21
Not very well, but you're a monk.
:19:23
You shouldn't curse at all.
:19:24
Actually, I'm still just a friar.
I can curse all I want...
:19:28
damn it!
:19:29
The Cardinal has ordered you
to keep me alive.
:19:32
- For as long as possible.
- But I'm not a field man.
:19:38
CARL: I don't want to go to Transylvania.
:19:50
[Slow eerie instrumental music]