Van Helsing
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:17:00
Five Christmases I've been here.
:17:02
You fIip me for some stranger
who'II do it for peanuts

:17:04
and who happens to work
with a reaI midget.

:17:06
Nobody cares.
Nobody comes here for the eIf.

:17:09
Santa's the attraction .
:17:10
I do BurI Ives songs.
:17:12
Does this schmo
even pIay guitar?

:17:13
Look, Harrison , it's not about
the money or the midget.

:17:17
BeIieve me, if it was, I --
:17:19
I don't think they Iike
''midget.''

:17:21
I think you're supposed to
caII them . . .

:17:22
Oh , just forget it.
:17:26
Hacks!
:17:28
Hi .
:17:29
Bob Chipeska.
WeIcome.

:17:32
Great photo and résumé,
by the way.

:17:34
Thanks.
:17:35
We've been at this
a Iong time and aII .

:17:37
We'd Iike to think we do
a good job.

:17:39
I'm so gIad you guys couId
come in on such short notice.

:17:41
[ Voices fading ] I must say,
your Iook is just sensationaI .

:17:44
MARCUS :
Thanks.

:17:45
We've been at this for years.
You got nothing to worry about.

:17:48
You two are the best men
for this job, truIy.

:17:51
So don't Iet his unpIeasantness
affect your performance.

:17:54
-Oh , no. We're fine.
-Performance?

:17:56
Yes. Uh , your performance.
You know, the, um . . .

:17:59
Performance, Iike sexuaI?
:18:02
-Excuse me?
-WiIIie.

:18:04
Are you saying there's
something wrong with my gear?

:18:06
Is that what you're saying?
:18:07
-I'm sorry. Your gear?
-WiIIie.

:18:09
My fuck stick.
:18:12
Hey, WiIIie.
Take a seat.

:18:14
You know how
your bIood sugar is.

:18:16
He's not going to say ''fuck
stick'' in front of the chiIdren?

:18:19
No, no, no.
It's a joke.

:18:21
An aduIt joke for us aduIts.
:18:25
It's a joke.
Just a joke.

:18:33
''Fuck stick''?
:18:34
Yes. I thought it was
very strange, too.

:18:37
So, as our security chief,
:18:40
I wanted you to be aware.
:18:42
But his IittIe friend promised
he wouIdn't say it

:18:44
in front of the chiIdren ,
which is fine.

:18:46
Because, you know,
there is an aduIt worId

:18:50
and a chiId's worId ,
and that's okay.

:18:53
I'm no censor.
:18:54
''LittIe friend''?
:18:55
Yes, he happens to be a dwarf.
:18:58
Or midget.

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