Van Helsing
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1:32:23
''Dear kid...
1:32:25
l hope that you got my present
1:32:27
and that there wasn't
too much blood on it,

1:32:29
although there was blood
on the present you gave me,

1:32:32
which didn't keep me
from enjoying it.

1:32:34
So maybe the blood doesn't
matter so much, l guess. ''

1:32:39
''Anyway, just in case
they took it as evidence,

1:32:42
l'm also sending you a T-shirt.
1:32:45
l hope it's the right size. ''
1:32:48
''l'm healing up good,
1:32:49
and they tell me
that l will soon be 1 00%,

1:32:52
even with 8 bullets
dug out of me,

1:32:54
because they didn't hit
any vital organs,

1:32:56
just my liver,
which is fucked anyway.

1:32:59
Ha ha ha.
1:33:01
Thank you for giving
that letter to the cops.

1:33:03
l forgot l asked you to do it,
but it's a good thing you did

1:33:06
or Santa's little helper
would've plugged his ass.

1:33:08
Now the cops know l wrote it,
1:33:09
which is gonna keep my ass
out of jail.

1:33:12
That, plus everyone agreeing
1:33:13
that the Phoenix police
shooting an unarmed Santa

1:33:16
was even more fucked up
than Rodney King. ''

1:33:19
''The cops are treating me
like fucking royalty now,

1:33:22
which is new in my experience.
1:33:23
They're gonna make me
a sensitivity counselor

1:33:25
so that tragedies like this
1:33:27
will never again embarrass
the whole fucking department.

1:33:30
l told the cops you had no one
to take the fuck care of you,

1:33:33
so they set it up
with Mrs. Santa's sister

1:33:35
watching you
till your dad gets back

1:33:37
in one year and three months.
1:33:38
They made her a guardian
pro tem or some such shit.

1:33:41
Anyway, she seems to like you
and your house and Jacuzzi.

1:33:44
l sent her some money,
1:33:46
so if you play
your cards right,

1:33:47
you can probably get her
to buy you something.

1:33:50
As for my little helper,
l'm sorry to have to tell you

1:33:53
that him and his
prune-faced, mail-order wife

1:33:55
are gonna be exploring
mountains with your dad.

1:33:58
l hope your dad doesn't go
sucking shit from them


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