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:00:22
- [ Man ] So, how do you like this rain, Danny?
- l'm sick of it,Jim.

:00:26
Well, it seems Mr. Sunshine should be
peeking through those early morning clouds.

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- Yeah, promises, promises.
- Folks, tell you what.

:00:32
We have a question for you, and
the first caller with the right answer wins--

:00:35
An orthopaedic tractor seat cushion
courtesy of Handy's Hardware.

:00:38
- Okay, he was a recent two-term president.
- Of the Moose Lodge?

:00:41
[ Chuckling ]
No, no, little buddy.

:00:43
The ex-president of the United States
and, many say, the most popular in history.

:00:47
The first president
to be divorced in office.

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- And he's moving right here to--
- [ Both ] Mooseport.!

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- [ Phone Ringing ]
- Okay, we got a caller here.

:00:54
-Judy Dunkle, can you name him?
- [Judy ] Would that be Eagle Cole?

:00:56
- [ Both ] Monroe "Eagle'"Cole.!
- [ Bell Ringing ]

:00:58
Hey, congratulations.!
You're a winner,Judy.!

:01:00
- Good morning, Handy.
- Morning, Kent. Hey, looks good.

:01:03
Yeah, yeah. Mornin', Harve.
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- Mornin', Kent.
- Mornin', Harve.
- Morning, Handy.

:01:07
- Morning, Harve.
- Morning, Morris.
- Morning, Handy.

:01:10
Morning, Morris.
Morning, Reuben.

:01:12
- Good morning, Handy!
- Morning, Stu. Morning, Fern.

:01:15
- Good morning, Handy.
- Morning!

:01:18
- New socks, Harve?
- Yeah.

:01:21
l like 'em.
They go well with... each other.

:01:23
- Thanks.
- Good morning, Handy!

:01:26
- Oh, hi, Mandy. l didn't see you there.
- Oh.

:01:29
[ Stu ]
Ready, boys? Get it together, now.

:01:31
- One, two. Yeah!
-##[ Rock:Man Singing ]

:01:34
Nice. Good job.
:01:41
- [ Horn Honking ]
- Mornin'!

:01:45
Mornin', lrma.
:01:47
Hey. What you eating?
Hey, Bruce.

:01:52
- [ Barking ]
- Hey, Daddy's home.

:01:55
Come on, Plunger. Get going.
:01:57
- Hey, baby!
- Martha, good morning.

:01:59
6:30 is too damn early.

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