:21:01
Yeah, why not?
:21:04
Largely ceremonial.
Any work involved you can do.
:21:06
We run everything else we're involved in.
Why not Mooseport?
:21:10
W-Well, sir, actually--
:21:12
As your first move out of office,
you become mayor?
:21:15
lt's, uh, beneath you.
And from a P.R. standpoint, it's--
:21:18
Fantastic.
:21:20
For the love of public service,
Eagle Cole...
:21:23
the most beloved president
sinceJack Kennedy, agrees to help.
:21:26
Perfect. And don't forget
the Wicked Witch of the West Wing.
:21:30
She can't claim this is a vacation house
if l'm the mayor, can she?
:21:33
- True.
- Wait until the filing deadline.
:21:36
- Then call them with the good news.
- Yes, sir.
:21:40
Mayor.
We're going to run ""Turdport.''
:21:43
## [ All Singing ]
:21:57
Thank you very much, gentlemen.
l won't let Mooseport down.
:22:00
You have the Eagle's word, okay?
:22:03
- Thank you, Mr. President! Good-bye now!
- Bye!
:22:06
- lt was my idea!
- Congratulations, Kent.
:22:08
- Congratulations, Stu.
- Oh, Morris, you might want to read this.
:22:14
Holy crap!
:22:16
[ Morris ] Thank you so much
for meeting with us again, sir.
:22:19
When we talked last night,
nobody else had put in for mayor.
:22:22
Unbeknownst to us,
lrma Brisker, our town registrar...
:22:25
took it upon herself
to persuade Harold Harrison--
:22:28
You might know him
as Handy Harrison, sir.
:22:31
Runs the hardware store. Doing some
construction work on your home, l believe.
:22:34
- To run for mayor as well.
- Well, okay then.
:22:36
You've got your mayor.
lf he wants it, he can have it.
:22:39
- Sir, it's a touch more complicated than that.
- What's complicated?
:22:42
lt's just that, you see, sir, it kind of
got out in the press that you're both in.
:22:47
- What press?
- Well--
:22:49
When the deadline passed, we called
Hunt Langley down at The Moose Call.
:22:52
He said when this got around,
it would be national news.
:22:55
Of course it'll be national news.
Press'll say l'm trying to squash a bug.
:22:59
You can rest assured, sir, that not one
of them said anything like that.