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:24:01
l'm sorry, Mr. President.
Bob, Martha and lrma.

:24:03
Martha. lrma.
:24:04
- Paint.
- Pipes.

:24:06
Wood products, like your last two
cabinet appointments.

:24:09
- [ Chuckling ]
- Handy, aren't you gonna introduce me?

:24:13
- Oh, sorry. This is Mandy.
- Hi.

:24:15
Mandy and Handy. How cute.
:24:17
- Oh!
- Uh, could we speak privately for a moment?

:24:20
Yeah. Sure. Wh--
That's my office right over there.

:24:24
Outstanding.
:24:28
Excuse me. l have a private meeting
with the president.

:24:32
[ Quiet Growling ]
:24:39
lguana on your left, sir.
:24:45
[ Chuckling ]
Whoo!

:24:46
- What a dump.
- Well, sir.

:24:49
- This is it.
- Oh, it's cozy. Nice office, yeah.

:24:52
Thank you.
How can l help you, Mr. President?

:24:54
Well, Handy, as l'm sure you know,
we've both put in for mayor.

:24:57
- No, l didn't know that, sir.
- You didn't know that?

:24:59
l knew that l put in. l thought l was
just doin' the town a favor, that's all.

:25:03
l thought l was running all by myself.
:25:05
As you can see,
we have a bit of a situation.

:25:07
Yeah, it's--
We got a bit of a pickle here.

:25:10
Bit of a pickle. Exactly. So l was thinking
that one of us should withdraw.

:25:14
l would be happy if it were me.
:25:16
Lord knows l have nothing left to prove,
much less being the mayor of anything.

:25:20
But l have a P.R. problem.
:25:22
Oh. Ohh. P.R. prob--
ls it serious?

:25:25
Well, it got out to the press
that l had given my word.

:25:28
- Oh. Right.
- You know, ""You have the Eagle's word.''

:25:32
- Right. Like on TV.
- TV. Exactly.

:25:36
So, um-- Well, look, uh---
:25:38
You're a golfer, right?
:25:40
- Are you any good?
- l get around. l get around.

:25:43
- Like a 1 0 handicap, maybe, on a good day.
- Ten? Me too.

:25:46
- We should knock it around sometime.
- That would be an honor.

:25:49
Well, uh, if you're trying
to make a name for yourself in golf...

:25:52
you wouldn't, uh, start off by...
:25:55
Oh. Nice shot.
:25:57
challenging Tiger Woods.
:25:59
No,you'd start small--local tournaments.
Same in politics.


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