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:33:00
- Mm-hmm.
- lt's not gonna go anywhere.
He's 20 years older than me.

:33:05
- He's the president!
- So?

:33:08
Power takes 1 0 years
off a man, Handy.

:33:10
Rich, another 1 0.
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By the time you figure
he's in great shape and you're not...

:33:16
he's younger than you are.
:33:18
-[ Martha ] Mm-hmm.
- So, you want to campaign or not?

:33:23
- Hmm!
- Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm!

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Better shape!
:33:29
l know l can kick your ass!
:33:31
[ Bullard ] Up and running.
So how do we kick this thing off,Bert?

:33:34
Top priority, obviously,
is to keep him presidential.

:33:37
Just pound
these moose worshippers...

:33:40
with what his unbelievable experience
can bring to them.

:33:44
Look, if they think about it
for half a second...

:33:46
Harrison can't bring even a fraction
of what he brings.

:33:50
- Whatever he is.
- And what exactly is he?

:33:52
Preliminary research says
that he is something...

:33:56
that actually we've never
faced before, Mr. President.

:33:59
- And that is?
- He's a genuinely honest man, sir.

:34:03
Oh, come on, Grace. All that means
is he's never run for public office.

:34:07
[ Chuckling ]
:34:09
- What do you got, Bert?
- F.B.l., C.l.A.-- nothing.

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But this turned up in the local paper.
:34:16
And, uh, that's it?
:34:18
That's it. We're running
against the pie-eating champ.

:34:22
- Huh.
- And think about this.

:34:26
He runs for mayor, but only
when he thinks he's unopposed.

:34:29
He dates the same woman
for six years...

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but he never pops the question.
:34:34
What's wrong with this picture?
:34:36
He won't take risks.!
He won't make a commitment.

:34:40
And any man who won't make a commitment
shouldn't be mayor of anything.

:34:44
- That's good. How do we get that out?
- Whisper campaign, at first.

:34:48
Then radio, and eventually,
we'll have to have some TVspots.

:34:52
Shouldn't get too expensive, but--
:34:53
Mr. President, l'm sure
you don't want to hear this...

:34:56
but would the easiest thing be--
:34:59
Should we discuss a withdrawal?

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