Welcome to Mooseport

Withdrawal? Grace!
He's the Eagle!
Eagle Cole has never run away
from anything in his life!

- Not to mention what it
would do to his finances.
- Finances?

Book deals, corporate boards,
library fund-raising.

You quit or, God help us,
lose to a plumber...

we can kiss those deals good-bye
faster than you can say Roto-Rooter.

This is not about Mooseport.
lt's about winning.

lt's about spending three million dollars
to protect 20.

Maybe l should commit
to that speaking tour.

l-- l, uh--
l had to cancel that, sir.

You-- You what?
lt-lt seemed obvious. lt was right
in the middle of the campaign.

That was millions of dollars!
Sir, there is still that offer...
from the Soova Motors people.
- The ex-president cannot do car commercials.
- But have you seen the car?

Look at this.
lt's snappy styling, snappy president.

- Bullard.!
- lt's smooth handling.

- Leather interior!
- Bullard! Get out, get out.

l'll handle the money, Eagle.
l'm sure that with the library
pledges, something will turn up.

- May l stay now, sir?
- Go in the corner, out of my eye line.

Oh, thank you, sir.
- [ Clears Throat ]
- l can still see you.

Yes, sir.
What about the girl? What about
this Sally-Handy, Sally-Eagle wank-off?

- He'll have to cancel the date.
- Whoa, whoa. No. He can't cancel the date.

You said it, Bert.
The Eagle doesn't back down.

You clear up what l didn't know
and when l didn't know it, l'll be fine.

- Should l draft a press release?
- Uh, yeah.

Oh, no. No. Um--
Call the press, have them over here
first thing in the morning...

and then get Handy Harrison here
to fix the toilet.

You see where l'm going with this,
or do l have to draw you a picture?

l see it, Mr. President. l'm on it.
- Let's get to work.
- [ Chuckles ]

[ Loud Cackling ]
He's comin' in.
- Let's go. Let's go. Move on through. Move on.
- Oh, boy.