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:15:00
l am so fricking pissed.
:15:03
My God, this is like the worst day of my life.
:15:06
l went to go get my brows done...
:15:08
and l told her to make me look like J-Lo.
:15:10
And then that fricking Russian toad
made me look...

:15:13
like Liza Minnelli or something.
:15:15
Oh, my God! l'm going to have a B.F.
:15:19
Wait. What's a B.F.?
:15:20
She's going to have a bitch fit!
:15:22
-You better get out of here.
-l am going to call your boss.

:15:25
-You don't have to do that.
-No, l'll call the owner of the company.

:15:29
Come on, just take it easy.
Look, we can work this out.

:15:32
-l'm going to write a letter.
-No.

:15:35
Please don't write a letter.
Look, just calm down.

:15:37
You guys just stay here.
Stay here the whole weekend.

:15:40
Do whatever you want. But whatever you do,
do not leave this room.

:15:43
Don't leave this room, because if you do,
everyone's gonna see those hideous scars.

:15:47
Scar?
:15:49
-My God! Permanent damage.
-My life is over.

:15:54
lf l lose this job with these good benefits,
Gina's gonna kill me.

:16:01
-Well?
-They won't go.

:16:04
-What do you mean, they won't go?
-They won't go.

:16:06
Marcus, this weekend in the Hamptons
means everything for these girls.

:16:10
They won't show up with a scratched-up
nose and a busted lip for nobody.

:16:19
That's cool.
:16:23
What are you doing?
:16:24
l'm just going to kill myself before
the Chief does.

:16:26
-Bye-bye, Kevin.
-Come on.

:16:28
Don't do that. Stop being ridiculous.
:16:30
l'm not being ridiculous. You heard the man.
:16:32
One more screw-up, and we're through.
:16:34
-l know, man.
-See? That's probably him right now.

:16:38
Hey, what's up, Chief?
:16:40
There's something me and Kevin
want to tell you.

:16:42
Yeah, Chief? Hey.
:16:44
Me and Marcus just wanted to thank you
for the opportunity, man.

:16:48
No, we didn't.
:16:49
Yeah, we really appreciate it.
:16:51
They wanted to stop off
and get something to eat.

:16:54
He's lying to--
:16:58
Two, three hours max.

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