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:20:01
Clean out his bag.
Poor thing just pooped everywhere.

:20:04
And teach him how to say,
''Quiero Taco Bell.''

:20:06
-Thanks a lot, Rico Suave. Grazie.
-Thanks, Julio.

:20:09
Right away, ma'am.
:20:20
Sweetie, you've got to slow up
with those Cosmos.

:20:25
Brittany and Tiffany Wilson, checking in.
:20:28
Sorry. They're new.
:20:31
-Dr. Dorfman did an amazing job.
-They feel so real.

:20:36
Hi. Yeah, l just...
l need a credit card, please.

:20:40
And some lD, please.
:20:44
Credit card? lD?
:20:49
l'm so fricking pissed.
:20:52
-Ma'am, l--
-First of all...

:20:54
l go to Dr. Dorfman.
He totally messes up my nose job.

:20:57
l ask him to make me
look like Gwyneth Paltrow.

:21:01
l get off the surgery table
looking like freaking Shrek.

:21:06
Then l get here, and Mr. Harper...
:21:10
makes me feel like
l'm some dumb blonde with fake boobs...

:21:14
going to a Hugh Hefner party.
:21:16
No. l didn't mean to offend you.
:21:18
-lt's just protocol.
-l'm going to have a B.F.

:21:20
My God. She's going to have a bitch fit.
:21:23
No. Don't have a B.F. now--
:21:26
l want to speak to your supervisor.
Better yet, l'm going to write a letter.

:21:30
-Miss, there's no reason to--
-You are in big trouble.

:21:33
''Dear Mr...
:21:36
''Royal Hampton.
:21:39
''l am a white woman...
:21:44
-''in America.''
-Ladies, is there a problem here?

:21:47
-Yes.
-No.

:21:49
There's no problem.
:21:52
These are two of our VlP guests.
:21:54
lssue them keys. lmmediately.
:21:59
VlP. Learn your acronyms.

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