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:23:00
Did you do something different
to your hair?

:23:03
-No.
-You gain weight?

:23:06
-No.
-l know! You just had a birthday.

:23:11
-Yeah.
-Totally. Total fire sign. l knew it.

:23:15
-l totally knew it.
-Wait a minute.

:23:17
There is definitely...
:23:20
something different about the two of you.
:23:28
Collagen.
:23:31
You little witch. How did you know?
:23:34
Duh, it's totally obvious.
Your lips went from Cameron Diaz to Jay-Z.

:23:43
You got taller, too.
:23:47
We got our knees done.
:23:50
You can do that?
:23:52
-You should do that.
-Yes.

:23:54
Well, it was really good
seeing you ladies. Bye.

:23:57
Excuse me.
Where do you think you're going?

:24:00
To go freshen up.
:24:01
The Hamptons Magazine reception
just started, so let's hit it.

:24:09
Hey, check it out.
:24:12
Are those the Wilson sisters?
:24:14
More like the Wilt Chamberlain sisters.
l never noticed how big they are.

:24:19
But l'd still bone.
:24:23
My God. There's Heath.
:24:28
Dude, are you hitting Karen Googlestein,
the soap heiress, too?

:24:32
How do you keep that shit dangling?
:24:34
l keep telling her l'm going to break
up with my girl.

:24:36
You better hope Heather doesn't find out.
:24:38
She won't.
:24:40
At least until l wrap up this big deal
with her father.

:24:43
Hey, Mr. V.
:24:49
And look, there they are.
The fen-phen twins.

:24:52
They're hot.
:24:54
What, are you blind?
:24:56
That's Heather and Megan Vandergeld.
:24:58
Your sworn enemies since you were like,
l don't know. Eight?


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