:26:03
My God. You want to talk about mothers?
:26:08
You want to talk about mothers.
:26:12
lt's mother time. Okay.
:26:15
Your mother's so dumb
she went to Dr. Dre for a Pap smear.
:26:18
''Something's wrong, Dr. Dre.
My coochie's doing a beatbox.''
:26:22
Yeah? Well, your mother is so stupid...
:26:24
she exercises when she could just get...
:26:27
liposuction or something.
:26:29
Your mother's so old that her breast milk
is powdered. You breast-feed like this.
:26:36
Your mother is so, like....
:26:39
She's so....
:26:42
Megan, you go.
:26:44
Your mother is so stupid...
:26:46
that she goes to Barneys Rooftop
Deck Restaurant for lunch...
:26:49
and orders a niçoise salad and calls it
a ''ni-coise'' salad.
:26:53
''Ni-coise'' salad, right?
:26:55
Your mother's ass is so hairy...
:26:57
it looks like Don King's about to pop out
and say, ''Only in America!''
:27:01
Your mother's so stupid...
:27:03
that she goes into Gucci
and she tries to buy, like, Fendi and stuff.
:27:07
Megan, Heather. Come on now, girls.
ls this any way to speak to your guests?
:27:12
Brittany and Tiffany Wilson.
:27:14
l haven't seen you since you were smaller.
:27:18
Yeah. Well, we're all grown up now.
:27:22
Yeah, l can see that.
:27:23
Ladies, l fully expect
to see you later at the White Party.
:27:27
-l think it's gonna be the best one ever.
-We'll be there.
:27:31
-Take care. Bye. Good seeing you again.
-Bye, Mr. V.
:27:36
This isn't over yet.
:27:39
This is a long weekend.
You better watch your back.
:27:43
-Ladies.
-Whatever.
:27:48
l can't believe you guys just did that
to the Vandergelds.
:27:52
You know, they could take you
off the scene just like that.
:27:55
-Yeah, but it was so cool, you guys.
-So cool.