:37:00
''Hi, l'm Cellulite Sally.
Look at my huge bedonkey.''
:37:05
''And don't forget about me.
l'm Back Fat Betty.''
:37:07
Now who could have said that?
:37:09
Yeah, it's Tina the Talking Tummy.
:37:13
l can't even wear a short skirt...
:37:15
and a top without looking like a fat pig.
:37:19
Calm down. l'll go see if there's something
else out there for you. Okay?
:37:28
Do you think Heath will love....
Do you need help?
:37:33
l think l need a bigger size.
:37:35
Honey, you never need a bigger size.
Come here.
:37:38
Let me show you a little trick.
Brace yourself.
:37:42
Suck it in. Squeeze those cheeks, sister.
:37:46
Suck it in. Come on. Work with me.
:37:50
Don't give up on me.
You can do this. Suck it in.
:37:55
Now that looks totally cute.
:37:57
My God! Are you kidding?
:37:59
''Hi, l'm Carnie Wilson before my
gastric bypass surgery.''
:38:04
Well, what about this?
This goes with your skin tone.
:38:07
Somebody throw Shamu back in the ocean!
:38:11
Okay. Let me get you something else. Okay?
:38:15
How's that?
:38:17
l can't breathe.
:38:21
Honey, this is just not going to work.
l'm sorry.
:38:23
Well, of course not.
You're wearing the wrong underwear.
:38:29
ls that better?
:38:31
l can taste the leather.
:38:34
Okay, you need a pair of hot shoes.
What size do you wear again?
:38:39
-Fourteen.
-What?
:38:47
Do you think you could bring us a size 10?
:38:50
-A what?
-A 10.
:38:51
lt's an open-toed slide.
:38:52
lt gives you two sizes in the front
and two in the back.
:38:55
-What about these? This one's--
-You bitch! That's so terrible.
:38:59
Let me go
and see if there's some help out there.