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when a guy is in a really bad relationship...
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and it's really obvious
that he wants to be with you...
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but he just can't seem to break up with
his girlfriend?
:48:13
lt means you're a total booty call.
:48:17
-My God! Brittany!
-Well, you were thinking it.
:48:19
Well, you said it.
:48:21
You know,
sometimes you sound just like a man.
:48:24
So l've been told.
:48:27
What she means to say, honey...
:48:29
is maybe you're just making yourself
just a little bit too, like, available.
:48:35
Come on, you guys.
:48:37
Don't act like you haven't done it before.
:48:40
You know how it is
when you really care about someone.
:48:43
You call them all day long...
:48:45
because you just wanna know
how their day is going...
:48:47
and what they're thinking about
and if they're thinking about you.
:48:52
You spend all day trying to find
the perfect outfit.
:48:56
You even change your hairstyle
just so he'll take a second look.
:48:59
But they never notice.
:49:01
Sometimes l just wish
that they could trade places with us...
:49:04
so that they would know how it feels.
You know?
:49:08
-All done.
-Really?
:49:11
My God! This is so cool.
:49:14
You know something?
:49:15
l think you might have been black
in a previous life.
:49:18
Fo' shizzle, my nizzle.
:49:21
All right, l got another one for you.
Carmen Electra or Pam Anderson?
:49:27
Easy.
:49:28
But they both got a yeast infection.
:49:32
Now that's tough.
:49:38
-l'm going to go with Pam Anderson.
-You're disgusting.
:49:42
-What?
-They got a yeast infection.
:49:45
Who would you choose?
:49:47
Hey, Gomez. We got a couple of bogeys.
:49:51
-No time.
-Oh, come on!
:49:54
lt's Pam Anderson, like you care.