1:06:03
A little cushion for the pushing.
1:06:07
l'd really love for you
to come to one of my games.
1:06:10
No, thank you. l've seen you play.
Not impressed.
1:06:14
Excuse me? l'm the highest scoring forward
in the league!
1:06:19
But all that talent? Totally overshadowed by
nothing but scandals and pure laziness.
1:06:23
Come on! You're shooting under 50%
from the free throw line, okay?
1:06:27
Your turnover ratio, abysmal.
1:06:29
And on top of that, you can't shoot
three-pointers to save your life. So...
1:06:33
squeeze me.
1:06:44
No one's ever cared like that before.
1:06:48
Come here, baby!
1:06:56
Oopsie! l had a poopsie.
1:06:59
Girl, we're going to get along just fine.
1:07:04
Back at you!
1:07:08
-Bask in the ambience!
-l'm going to be sick.
1:07:13
So, no. l jump over the fence, fall.
l scrape my knee.
1:07:17
-Get out of here.
-No, seriously, listen.
1:07:19
l scrape my knee. l get chased by the cops
and l spend the night in jail.
1:07:24
That's insane. You did all that
just to find J-Lo and Ben's hideaway?
1:07:27
l can't help it. You know,
investigative journalism is my passion.
1:07:31
So how'd you end up
writing puff pieces for the local news?
1:07:36
Unfortunately, l made some enemies...
1:07:39
and ended up getting fired from my last job.
1:07:42
What happened?
1:07:43
Believe me,
you don't want to know about that.
1:07:45
Look, l spent all night talking about myself.
1:07:49
Sometimes it's good for a man
to just sit back and listen.
1:07:53
Well, since you put it that way.
1:07:59
l did this piece on Warren Vandergeld.