Win a Date with Tad Hamilton!

Explain one thing to me.
What kind of desperate and pathetic
emotional cripple

would actually buy that as an ending?
Rosie, do you think that in real life
Tad Hamilton is the man
he seems to be on the screen?

Absolutely. I mean,
you just can't fake that kind of thing.

What do you think Tad Hamilton
is doing right now?

I'll bet he's in church.
Watch this.
Yeah! Whoo!
- Told you that was him, right?
- Yeah.

Tad Hamilton.
You don't make it easy on us, Tad.
What do you mean?
This is the shot the paparazzi got.
Congratulations. You're actually
drinking, driving, smoking,

leering and groping at the same time.
Which, on the one hand, is just about
the coolest thing "ve ever seen.

But, on the other hand, it can be argued
this might be bad for the image.

You play characters who have heart.
This is a person
who will have a heart attack.