:22:01
- Hey, don't, don't, don't!
- What, are you gonna melt?
:22:03
No, but this water is teeming
with microbes.
:22:11
They don't bring losers
to the swag pot!
:22:20
So this is Spirit River.
We take that to Widowmaker Bend.
:22:23
And then we hike
the Devil's Staircase,
:22:25
and that should lead us
to the top of Hellfire Ridge.
:22:27
What's with all these satanic names?
Isn't there, like, a Fluffy Bunny Way?
:22:31
No, but there's
a Shut-Up-You-Big-Baby Ridge.
:22:33
Okay, just keep your eyes open
:22:35
- For our first day's marker.
- What's that?
:22:37
It's a rock formation called
Grandpa's Nose.
:22:40
Grandpa's Nose.
:22:42
Looking for Grandpa's Nose.
:22:45
I think I see it! It's right there.
:22:48
Good work, Dan.
:22:50
Prepare to port.
I'm gonna drink some beer!
:22:52
I predict you'll be puking in that river
before the end of the night, Tom.
:22:56
Dry timber...
:23:01
Hi there, coalminer's daughter.
You want a hand?
:23:05
Or you can always try these fancy
new things called "matches. "
:23:08
I saw how to do this on
the Discovery Channel.
:23:09
Okay? And I'm gonna do it.
I got it covered.
:23:12
Oxygen in there...
:23:14
Get that right combination...
:23:24
Stop, drop and roll!
:23:29
Why would you do that?!
:23:30
I'm with my face right next to the...
And you blow...
:23:33
- Why would you do that?!
- It's warm.
:23:36
It's a nice fire.
:23:38
Hey.
:23:40
We did it.
:23:41
I told you.
:23:46
Do you really wanna hurt me?
:23:50
Do you really wanna hear this crap?
:23:54
Please. You liked this song
just as much as I did.
:23:56
When we were kids,
it didn't matter what the song was.
:23:59
We weren't wrapped up
in what was cool and uncool.