:48:00
Well, we're getting out of it. I promise.
And when we do,
:48:03
someone's buying
the first round. Not it.
:48:04
- Not it.
- Tom, I think you're buying
:48:07
with all that... All that Harley money.
Oh, God, it's making me sick.
:48:11
I'm sorry, I...
:48:14
That whole thing
was an exaggeration.
:48:15
- What, you don't make that much?
- No, I don't sell Harleys.
:48:19
In fact, the only thing I've sold lately
is some clothes and CDs.
:48:23
They weren't even mine.
:48:25
Tom, that's not an exaggeration,
that's a lie.
:48:27
- You know, you lie a lot.
- I know.
:48:30
What happened?
:48:32
Well, first it was blackjack.
Then the cards went south.
:48:36
So then I started betting
football and baseball.
:48:39
I lost everything.
:48:41
What'd I expect?
I got no luck, Jerry.
:48:43
It's like my old man used to say,
"Family curse.
:48:47
If we didn't have bad luck,
we wouldn't have luck at all. "
:48:49
You have got to stop
blaming your old man.
:48:51
I'm not blaming anyone.
:48:52
Yeah, you are. Listen to yourself.
"The family curse. "
:48:55
Yeah, it's real. I'm a great gambler.
:48:57
I will give you one thing:
Your dad was a piece of work.
:48:59
I mean, he had his own things
going on.
:49:02
But if he did one thing right,
:49:04
it was not raising a complete idiot.
You're not him, Tommy.
:49:07
You're a lot smarter, for one thing.
:49:10
Right, Dano?
:49:15
Well, I wouldn't say a lot smarter.
:49:19
Tom, you have a lot more
going for you than you think you do.
:49:23
That's easy for you to say, Dano.
You're a freaking doctor.
:49:26
I mean, you got a big old
bank account, a ginormous house,
:49:30
- Big, thick red hair...
- You know what?
:49:32
I wouldn't be so jealous of me
if I were you.
:49:33
Every day I develop some
new and exciting phobia.
:49:37
You're exaggerating again.
:49:39
I'm afraid of the dark, Jerry.
:49:40
So? There's a lot of people
that are afraid of the dark.
:49:43
- I know a shitload.
- I'm afraid of small spaces.
:49:45
Again, not that abnormal.
:49:46
- Cellophane.
- Like Saran Wrap?
:49:49
- Yeah.
- Yeah, you're alone on that one.
:49:51
See, I won't even keep it
in the house anymore,
:49:54
because I'm afraid somehow it'll get,
like, draped over my head
:49:57
and stick to my mouth and nose
and I'II... I'll suffocate.