Without a Paddle
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1:08:02
I tell you what's not
ancient history, though.

1:08:04
It's three naked deviates
on my mountain.

1:08:10
We were searching for D.B.
And, yes, we're naked,

1:08:14
and we're trespassing, but
there's a perfectly good explanation.

1:08:19
First thing, I want you to put
some clothes on.

1:08:26
And then I'd like to hear this story.
1:08:30
Thank you. Oh, thank you.
1:08:31
More of your own
homemade fashions?

1:08:33
I wouldn't mind wearing
one of these deer pelts up there.

1:08:36
I'd get dressed faster if I was you
1:08:37
because I've been alone in this cabin
for 30 years.

1:08:40
- Oh, God.
- Okay.

1:08:41
They would've come in here
to escape the rain.

1:08:47
They laid down right here, Dennis.
1:08:49
Right here.
1:08:51
Lay down beside me.
1:08:52
In order to stalk your prey,
1:08:55
you gotta go where they go
and do what they do.

1:08:58
Then a scuffle broke out,
1:09:01
and there were some harsh words
exchanged,

1:09:03
and they beat that little one
until he was limp.

1:09:07
Elwood,
1:09:08
I don't need to know
what happened.

1:09:10
I just need to know
which way they went.

1:09:15
Up-mountain. All right, let's get back
to the wheeler.

1:09:19
I know a shortcut
around Devil's Staircase.

1:09:21
We can still beat them to the summit.
1:09:24
And then you, you scared us
with your testicle-mounting speech.

1:09:28
That just came right off the top
of my head.

1:09:30
- It was very scary.
- It was creepy too.

1:09:33
May I ask you one question?
Could you really see their downstairs?

1:09:36
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You could
see everything. It was...

1:09:40
It was quite a view.
1:09:43
So, Del,
1:09:45
were you D.B. 's partner?
1:09:47
And his best friend too.
1:09:50
We've known each other ever since
we were able to pee straight.

1:09:54
So...
1:09:58
- Is he still alive?
- Hell, I don't know.


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