:01:08
Mom says we have to be polite
to her dates...
:01:11
...and we will
if he makes it to the door.
:01:50
- Merry Christmas, sucker.
- And don't come back for Kwanzaa.
:01:54
Think you're going out
with our mama?
:01:56
I'm gonna get you two.
:02:05
Get me out of here!
:02:11
Lindsey, you really think Dad's
coming back?
:02:13
Any day now. But until then,
we have to keep Mom available.
:02:17
Problem is, she's just too pretty.
:02:19
That just makes our job
a whole lot tougher.
:02:22
Sometimes I feel sorry for her.
:02:24
Well, I feel sorry for the next sucker
who tries to put the moves on her.
:02:41
- Mr. Persons.
- My man.
:02:43
What you got for me?
:02:57
- I'll get the door for you.
- Got that new-car smell, you know?