:04:01
Is that thing glued to your fingers?
:04:04
I almost forgot.
:04:07
I think it's really important,
what we're doing for the kids.
:04:10
I feel really good about it, don't you?
:04:13
Yeah.
:04:19
Toby, have fun.
:04:28
- Mr. Buttermaker?
- Yeah.
:04:29
Is it true you were on the Mariners?
:04:33
Long ago and far away.
:04:35
Here, carry that.
:04:38
Where do we get the equipment?
:04:41
Over there.
:04:42
Sorry the stuff's so ratty,
but this is a six-team league,
:04:45
and I'm afraid your boys are getting
the S-H-l-T end of the stick.
:04:51
Yeah, I can spell "shit," all right.
:04:53
Does she think I'm 11?
:05:09
Girl softball players.
:05:12
I think we all know
what that means, right?
:05:16
- How you doing? Ray Bullock.
- Hey, Morris Buttermaker...
:05:18
No, no, no.
No introduction necessary.
:05:21
Morris "The Blade" Buttermaker.
:05:23
Carving up batters, one by one.
:05:26
Sound familiar? I used to watch you
over at Regis Field in high school.
:05:30
You were amazing. Man, I was
just a kid, but you owned it.
:05:34
It's great you're doing this, Morris.
Really.
:05:36
I mean, a pro. Finally,
somebody who gets it, you know?
:05:40
I gotta tell you,
a lot of these dads, they don't...
:05:42
They don't understand the dedication
that it takes to run a serious program.
:05:47
No offense, but that "Ms." Whitewood
friend of yours,
:05:51
she's not helping things, you know.
:05:53
I mean, yeah, I get it,
we were a little selective.
:05:57
Kept some of the lesser players out.