:16:01
Pilates, the flower-seed business,
pottery...
:16:04
You know what, I'm busy too, okay?
I got important shit to do.
:16:08
I got shit stacked up
all over the place.
:16:11
Important man shit, okay?
:16:17
Come on, Buttermaker, let's go.
:16:59
Mr. Buttermaker?
:17:00
- Yeah.
- Where are we going?
:17:02
I already told you,
to the batting cages.
:17:05
You guys swing like Helen Keller
at a piñata party.
:17:07
I'm gonna do something about it.
:17:10
- Tell us about the majors, coach.
- You were in the majors?
:17:13
Yeah, for a little while.
:17:15
Hey, Lupus, don't lean against
that door, bud, all right?
:17:18
Yes, I was recently perusing
baseballstats.org
:17:22
and it said Mr. Buttermaker played
pitcher for the Seattle Mariners
:17:25
for two-thirds of an inning in 1984.
:17:27
Two-thirds, that's it?
:17:29
Well, it was the end of the season,
you know, September call-ups.
:17:31
Yes, his lifetime ERA was 36.
:17:34
That's lame.
:17:36
Yeah, well I closed
the inning out, okay.
:17:38
There's only a few thousand guys ever
set foot on a major-league mound,
:17:41
and I'm one of them. What have
you done with your life, smart-ass?
:17:45
Why didn't you stay?
:17:47
Well, I was gonna come back,
but I had a little incident.
:17:49
I punched an ump.
Really just a bitch-slap.
:17:52
How the hell was I supposed to know
he was a bleeder?
:17:54
Fourteen stitches.
Like that means something.
:17:58
They used to stitch everything up,
goddamn it. It was like the Dark Ages.