:33:00
I guess he was right.
:33:05
I'm just gonna run away.
:33:07
Where are you gonna go?
:33:09
Salt Lake City.
:33:11
Why the hell would you want
to go there?
:33:14
I hear it looks like Washington D.C.
:33:17
Listen, kid, you don't want
to go to Salt Lake, trust me.
:33:21
They don't even like Africans
up there.
:33:23
- Armenian.
- Yeah, right.
:33:28
- Anyway, I think I can help you.
- Yeah?
:33:31
- Yep.
- How?
:33:33
Here's what you do.
:33:34
You go home, you look your old
man straight in the eye, and you say,
:33:37
"Guess what, Dad, we won today."
You know.
:33:40
- But we didn't win.
- Well, I know that.
:33:44
You lie your ass off. It's the only way.
Look, this is America.
:33:48
Besides that, you know,
he's not going to know.
:33:50
He's from Riki Tiki Tavi,
or wherever the hell it is.
:33:53
I used to do it with my pop
all the time.
:33:55
- Really?
- Yeah. You just tell them
:33:57
what they want to hear. You know,
"I didn't take the stereo."
:34:02
"I don't smoke." "She said
she was 18." You know, stuff like that.
:34:07
It's all part of growing up.
The important thing is that you're right,
:34:10
and they're wrong.
:34:13
Maybe I'll just tell him we tied.
:34:18
You could do that. That'll work.
:34:20
Now, come on,
I'll take you home. Let's go.
:34:29
A hundred and eighty bucks?
:34:32
That's Norma Kamali. It's vintage.
:34:34
They can't even make rayon
like that anymore.
:34:36
- Really?
- Hey, does your mother know
:34:38
you're selling that crap?
:34:40
What are you doing here?
:34:41
Just passing by.
:34:43
After three years?
:34:45
Three years?
It's been three years?
:34:50
Well, you sure are growing up fast,
that's for sure.
:34:54
Not fast enough, if you ask me.
:34:56
There's plenty of time for that,
honey.
:34:58
Just like that story about the caterpillar
who's crawling along like a worm,