Bad News Bears
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Here.
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"Mombai"? You really went
all out for this one, didn't you?

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It's good enough to get your
little ass drunk for a month.

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Now, come on, get out of here.
You're creeping the kids out.

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Drop dead, asshole.
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And the final score:
Athletics, 9, Bears, nothing.

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Good job.
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Kiss my ass. Kiss my ass.
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Bitch.
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Suck it.
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What are you smiling at, Henry?
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Up the alley, down the street,
who's the toughest team to beat?

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Bears! Bears! Yay, Bears!
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Hey, come on, guys.
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Sit up straight, you look like
a bunch of hound dogs.

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You got nothing to be ashamed of.
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You got a few hits today.
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You played all six innings.
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- You ought to be proud of yourselves.
- Proud of what?

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These things take time, guys.
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- So does heart disease.
- And torture.

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And physical therapy.
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I did do some simple flowcharting
and data analysis.

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And if you graph out our errors
and other parameters,

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compared to the last game,
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we've actually improved
by a considerable percentage.

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Great.
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We went from suck to stink.
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See, that's the spirit.
We're getting better.

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Now, Friday we play the Angels.
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Now, what does that mean
for the Angels?

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- Bad news for the Angels.
- You're damn right, it does.

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Now, come on. Get off your asses,
and let's go get some hot dogs

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and some Sunny D or whatever
the hell you guys drink these days.


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