:36:35
Hotlanta. Helen be talkin'
to ya standin' up,
:36:38
'Cause I just went
and got me a bikini wax.
:36:40
Damn! That ain't natural,
Doin' that torture to yourself!
:36:43
What's the big deal
'bout some stray hair?
:36:45
You be doin' it to look
all clean for your man,
:36:48
But it hurts so damn much. You don't
want him comin' nowhere near it!
:36:50
Man, Gina. You can make
some serious bling.
:36:53
You start doin' some waxes
up in here. Girl.
:36:55
You like landscapin'.
Why don't you plant yourself a garden?
:36:57
Please. Honey. My man loves it.
:37:00
I know that's right.
:37:01
And it helps 'em
know where they goin'.
:37:03
Girl. Ain't nobody gonna come
over to your house if they can't find it.
:37:05
Well. My man
found my door just fine.
:37:09
That's a revolvin' door.
:37:10
Okay. Nasty heifers.
:37:12
You know. Real men
like a woman natural and wild!
:37:15
Girl. Please. You are preaching
to your damn self. Honey.
:37:18
My man likes it trimmed and perfect.
He even waxes his own brows.
:37:22
Oh. Girl. You got one
o' them cryin' men. Don't you?
:37:25
No. No. I don't.
:37:27
You show me a man can't cry.
:37:28
And I'll show you one
that's hittin' somebody.
:37:31
I'm gonna let him cry.
:37:32
I only got time for one cryin' man.
:37:34
And in my house.
It better be the one wearin' the diapers.
:37:37
Well. How about when you're
makin' mad. Passionate love...
:37:43
...and he reaches his climax.
:37:45
And that one little tear
starts rollin' down his face
:37:48
like Denzel Washington in Glory?
:37:54
Then you got him whipped!
:37:58
She had to say Denzel.
She couldn't have said Brad Pitt.