1:01:01
He works here?
1:01:03
That he does.
1:01:04
Gina. Is that monkey-fish cat-bread lady
gonna be here today?
1:01:18
Bitch.
1:01:25
So. If you had to take a wild guess.
How many grams of fat
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would you say
are in a plate of your greens?
1:01:30
Baby. My greens is all fat.
1:01:32
Matter of fact. I found every fat
you could find to put in my greens.
1:01:35
I got fatback. Salt pork.
Vienna sausage. Ham slices.
1:01:38
Pork chop. Pork rinds.
And I got bacon bits in these greens.
1:01:41
- Talk dirty to me!
- That's right.
1:01:42
Say it with me, "Fat is good, "
1:01:44
- Fat is good.
- That's right. Sho nuff is!
1:01:47
- You should cater.
- Baby. Franchise. Think big.
1:01:50
Please tell me you have some
of that magic potion hair stuff for me.
1:01:52
You know I do.
1:01:54
Some o' your magic what-what?
1:01:56
It's not no magic.
1:01:57
It's just some conditioner
that I mix up in my kitchen. What?
1:02:00
Mix up in yo' kitchen?
What is it? Hair crack?
1:02:05
The stuff is great.
They should be sellin' it in stores!
1:02:07
They should.
They really should.
1:02:10
Gina. I know a few corporate vendors
on the beauty supply side.
1:02:13
They're always lookin'
for the next big thing.
1:02:15
Well. Hey. You know
I wanna be the next big thing.
1:02:17
Well. Float me a few bottles.
I'll see what I can do.
1:02:19
Girl. I will float you a damn case.
1:02:21
Why you holdin' out, Gina?
Hook us up with some o' your hair crack.
1:02:24
It is not hair crack. It's conditioner.
1:02:26
Yeah, Gina. Hook us up!
1:02:31
Either you got a bee sting
of the breasts
1:02:33
or you got some serious work
done to your bosom area.
1:02:36
I sure did and I love 'em.
1:02:38
Well. For $8.000 a pop.
You better love 'em.
1:02:40
Hold up. Heidi.
1:02:42
You paid 8.000
American dollars... per titty?
1:02:46
Yes. I did.
1:02:48
Girl. You coulda bought
yourself a Saturn with that.
1:02:51
Now. You see all this right here.
All this ludicrousness goin' on here?
1:02:54
Okay. This implant. Plastic surgery stuff?
It's more of a white girl thing.
1:02:57
No, Chanel.
Black girls get it done. Too.