:10:01
Couple of big names are available
for Samantha.
:10:07
- To hell with that.
- Yeah.
:10:09
I want an unknown in the lead.
All right?
:10:11
A hot new face that's gonna look good
and set me up.
:10:13
Because I have worked my ass off
to the bone for too long...
:10:18
...to build up the brand value
of the name Jack Wyatt!
:10:23
- This show has one star.
- And I want three trailers.
:10:26
Nobody in television
has three trailers.
:10:29
He wants them, you get them.
:10:31
And I want my own makeup team
in matching jumpsuits.
:10:35
And a leopard!
I want a pet leopard.
:10:37
With a diamond-studded collar.
Real diamonds.
:10:40
- That's enough, Jack.
- And a cake.
:10:42
A two-story-high cake.
Every Wednesday's Cake Day.
:10:45
And we're gonna bring it out...
:10:47
...and we're gonna pretend
it's a surprise.
:10:49
Because it's Cake Day.
:10:51
We get it, Jack.
:10:52
If we have a leopard, we're gonna
have major insurance issues.
:10:56
We're willing to give
on the leopard.
:10:58
It's getting hard to breathe.
:11:00
- Should I be writing this down?
- No.
:11:02
So this should be fun. Huh? Right?
:11:06
I used to have the biggest crush on
Elizabeth Montgomery when I was 10.
:11:10
- We all did.
- The nose. I mean...
:11:16
It's not gonna be easy finding
a nobody to play Samantha.
:11:21
Be the sheriff.
:11:23
Well, Jack Wyatt says
get it done, y'all.
:11:34
Hey, I'm turning on the sprinklers
in my front yard.
:11:41
Dimming up.
:11:44
Dimming down.
:11:47
Dimming up.
:11:51
Dimming down.