:19:01
Who wasn't allowed
to watch Bewitched?
:19:04
- That's great, Jack.
- That's great.
:19:06
Well, I play a mortal.
And I'm in love with you.
:19:09
And I don't care that you're a witch.
:19:13
You don't care?
:19:15
No? Is that true?
:19:16
Yes, it is. Yeah.
:19:18
Now go ahead and read the lines.
:19:21
I'll read with you.
We'll do it together.
:19:23
Randall? Where are you?
Yes. Thank you.
:19:27
This'll be easy.
:19:35
- Here?
- Yeah.
:19:36
I'm a witch, Darrin.
:19:37
A house-haunting, broomstick-flying,
cauldron-stirring witch!
:19:43
Great. Great.
:19:44
Know what? Let's put the script down,
let's put it away, and we'll improvise.
:19:48
Jack. That was only one line.
:19:51
Not a big deal.
:19:52
Go ahead, just set it down.
:19:54
Randall.
:19:56
I'm gonna ask you questions,
just answer them as if you're a witch.
:20:00
- Sure.
- Yeah.
:20:03
Were your parents
in the witch business?
:20:05
Both of them. My mother fixed
the 1986 World Series.
:20:09
- Funny.
- Make a note of that.
:20:12
Do you carry around poison apples,
like in Snow White?
:20:15
Oh, no, you have to have a permit
for a poison apple.
:20:19
Permit? Okay, good to know.
:20:21
That's good.
:20:22
Oh, what's it like to date a warlock?
:20:25
Oh! Horrible.
:20:26
They're self-centered, not very bright,
and all that feel-good-in-the-moment.
:20:31
Not at all like you.
:20:34
What's so funny?
:20:36
Nothing, J-Bone.
:20:38
What's your favorite spell?
:20:40
Oh, no, I don't like to talk about that
because I'm quitting and...
:20:43
No, talking about it
just makes it harder, so...
:20:46
Are you sure you never saw
Bewitched?
:20:49
She's incredibly dialed-in.
:20:50
- Can I ask a question?
- Sure.
:20:53
How much longer do we have to
do this for?
:20:55
Oh, this?
We're almost done with this.
:20:58
I mean, if you do the show,
we'll be together forever.