:28:00
Endora used to refer to Darrin
as Derwood.
:28:02
No, I just forgot your name.
:28:05
But the news here
isn't Iris Smythson...
:28:08
... or Jack Wyatt,
who's trying the small screen...
:28:11
... after the twin disasters
of his last movie...
:28:14
... and a messy split
from his wife, Sheila...
:28:16
... who's already found
someone new...
:28:18
... after a marriage that lasted
only 19 months.
:28:21
Didn't she leave him for a
snowboarder/underwear model?
:28:25
He's a moronlidiot.
:28:27
- That's right.
- Aren't they living together?
:28:29
Yes, in my house! My house
that I bought before I even met her.
:28:33
And she won't move
or sign the divorce papers.
:28:36
The big news is the surprise casting
of an unknown as Samantha.
:28:40
Her name is Isabel Bigelow...
:28:42
... and she's quite the charmer,
isn't she?
:28:45
- That's magic.
- So, what's Jack Wyatt thinking?
:28:48
"My career has tanked,
so I'll fix it by playing Darrin"?
:28:51
Yeah. Because that's crazy.
Who's running his life?
:28:54
Plus, he did not look well.
:28:56
Not look well? I look fine.
:28:59
I'm extremely healthy.
:29:01
Richie. Richie.
:29:05
What am I gonna do with you?
:29:08
Boy.
:29:10
This is Richie.
:29:11
Richie. Why'd you talk me
into doing this show? Huh?
:29:15
What was I thinking?
What were you thinking?
:29:17
We were both thinking
the same thing, Jack Attack.
:29:19
Cast a nobody.
You're completely safe.
:29:22
Richie, can't you come over here?
I could use a little support on this one.
:29:25
Jack, I can't because I'm about to step
into a meeting with the head of NBC.
:29:29
I'll be right there! One second.
:29:31
Look, I don't know if you know this,
but I'm Darrin, okay?
:29:35
They replaced Darrin on the original
Bewitched and no one noticed!
:29:40
Mobody is going to replace you.
:29:43
I'm Darrin! How did this happen?!