1:02:02
This show is supposed to be
about a marriage.
1:02:05
A real marriage, with real problems,
like what color to paint the kitchen...
1:02:10
...or, I don't know, other problems,
I can't even think of them now.
1:02:13
But the only problems you care about
are your own!
1:02:16
No wonder the audience
doesn't like this show!
1:02:20
A witch marries a mortal.
1:02:22
Who in their right mind
would want to marry you?
1:02:24
- Hey!
- Excuse me. That's it. You're fired.
1:02:27
Doesn't matter. I quit!
1:02:31
Yeah! So...
1:02:34
...you better call my agent.
1:02:36
You don't have an agent.
1:02:38
Then call my cable man!
1:02:50
Sorry. So...
1:02:53
You all right?
1:02:54
No one's talked to me like that
in 20 years.
1:02:56
Once a week a woman
talks to me like that.
1:02:59
She just stripped me bare
and stuck the knife in.
1:03:02
Let's go to The Peninsula
and get some oysters.
1:03:04
You know what I think?
1:03:06
- Hey. The woman needs a part.
- I'm sorry?
1:03:10
I mean, if you got Sammy Sosa,
you don't bench him.
1:03:13
If you got Gorbachev in the ballet,
you let him dance the big number.
1:03:16
I don't think Gorbachev
was a dancer.
1:03:18
Yes, he was, Richie,
he absolutely was. Look it up.
1:03:27
Isabel! Hey!
1:03:30
Hey, Isabel!
1:03:31
Wait, wait, wait, don't go!
1:03:33
Isabel!
1:03:35
Please don't go. Please don't go.
That was incredible.
1:03:38
- What?
- Just now. That.
1:03:41
I mean, you yelled at me.
You were up-front, and honest...
1:03:45
...and you called me out
on all my crap.
1:03:48
It was just great.
1:03:50
Oh, God, I'm hyperventilating.
1:03:52
I've never done anything like this.
1:03:54
It was very hard,
but secretly quite thrilling.
1:03:57
Even my ex-wife, she never yelled.
She just locked me out.