Bewitched

1:29:01

Uncle Arthur. It's you.

1:29:04

Oh, no, you're gonna crack the mirror,
aren't you?

1:29:07

You watch too much television.

1:29:09

- I know you'll do it. You always do.
- Don't be silly.

1:29:11

Come closer. Do I have something
in my teeth right there?

1:29:14

- Where?
- Look!

1:29:21

That was fun!

1:29:23

Where's Sammy?
Where's my Sammy?

1:29:26

She quit. Now, leave me alone.

1:29:29

But she was the one.

1:29:30

I know, I know.
I can't stop thinking about her.

1:29:33

- But she's a witch.
- Yes, and?

1:29:36

- Jack, you're on!
- Oh, no, I'm on.

1:29:38

Go get them, tiger!

1:29:40

...revival of the hit series Bewitched.

1:29:42

You know him from such films
as Last Year in Katmandu...

1:29:45

...An Onion For Willy and Atticus Rex.

1:29:48

Please welcome our good pal,
Jack Wyatt!

1:30:06

Oh, my God.

1:30:07

It was a dream.

1:30:09

Thank God.

1:30:12

No such luck, Jackie boy.

1:30:15

Stay back!

1:30:16

Okay, okay. You are not real.
You're from the TV show.

1:30:20

You have blond highlights...

1:30:22

...and had to wear a girdle
on your last movie.

1:30:25

Who's calling who not real?

1:30:26

Okay, I do not believe this.
I am not...

1:30:29

You are...

1:30:31

- You are real.
- Temporarily.

1:30:34

Oh, Uncle Arthur.
You're my favorite character.

1:30:38

I know.

1:30:39

What the hell's going on?

1:30:41

You need help.
Your love life's a mess, buddy boy.

1:30:44

I know, I'm miserable.

1:30:46

So am I. I have been in reruns
for 32 years.

1:30:51

I need the sizzle of prime time!
I need to get this show back on the air.

1:30:55

Okay, this is very complicated
and unsettling, all right?

1:30:58

I don't think I understand.