Bewitched
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1:31:00
Oh. All right.
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Do you want the short version
or the long version?

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Keep in mind that the long version
is in Aramaic.

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The short version.
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You got involved with a witch,
and when you do that...

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...weird stuff happens.
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- That's it?
- Do I have to explain everything?

1:31:19
Okay, here's the deal. I'm not real.
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- Iris is a witch.
- Iris is a witch?

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Don't dwell. And, in my opinion...
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...that manager of yours, Richie...
- What?

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...isn't even human.
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- Now, where was I?
- When?

1:31:34
Before you woke up. Oh, right!
Who wants to be with a witch?

1:31:38
Crazy crap like this
would always be happening!

1:31:40
And your point is?
1:31:41
- The point is, you'd never know.
- What?

1:31:44
Whether you were in love with her,
or whether she put a spell on you.

1:31:47
Like when you first spotted her in the
bookstore. Probably her idea, right?

1:31:51
No, that was my idea.
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- Oh, that's terrible.
- I know, I just love to blend.

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And when you got down on your knees
and you begged her to take the job.

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What are you saying?
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She probably planted the words
in your head.

1:32:04
No way, my words.
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Yeah. What about the nose?
1:32:08
Hello? Is that even really her nose?
1:32:11
Of course it's her real nose.
1:32:13
Look. Is all's I'm saying is,
who wants to be with a witch?

1:32:41
I do.
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She's going home.
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And once a witch returns home,
she can't come back for 100 years.

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She can't leave.
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I need her. I want her. I want Isabel.
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Well, come on, let's go get her.
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Here we go! Let's go!
Let's go get her!

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Follow me! Follow me, here we go!
Come on, here we go!


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