:05:01
...you'd break all your little teeth off.
:05:03
But they sure do taste terrific.
:05:12
And this is Hair Toffee.
:05:15
You suck down one of
these little boogers...
:05:17
...and in exactly half an hour...
:05:19
...a brand-new crop of hair will grow out
over the top of your little noggin.
:05:23
And a mustache. And a beard.
:05:25
-Who wants a beard?
-Well...
:05:28
...beatniks, for one.
Folk singers and motorbike riders.
:05:31
You know, all those hip, jazzy, super-cool,
neat, keen and groovy cats.
:05:35
lt's in the fridge, daddy-o.
Are you hep to the jive?
:05:38
Can you dig what l'm laying down?
l knew you could.
:05:40
Slide me some skin, soul brother.
:05:45
Unfortunately, the mixture isn't right yet.
:05:47
Because an Oompa-Loompa
tried some yesterday, and, well, he--
:05:55
How are you today?
:05:58
You look great.
:06:08
Watch this.
:06:37
You mean that's it?
:06:38
Do you even know what "it" is?
:06:40
-lt's gum.
-Yeah.
:06:42
lt's a stick of the most amazing
and sensational gum in the whole universe.
:06:46
Know why? Know why?
:06:49
Because this gum is a full
three-course dinner all by itself.
:06:55
Why would anyone want that?