:09:02
- They're all yours, coach.
- Thank you, sir.
:09:08
Good afternoon, young men.
:09:09
As Coach White said, I'm your
new basketball coach, Ken Carter.
:09:15
I guess I need to speak louder
so you can hear me.
:09:17
I'm Ken Carter,
your new basketball coach.
:09:20
We hear you, dog.
But we can't see you.
:09:23
The glare from your
big, black-ass head
:09:25
is hella shiny, man.
Damn, do you buff it?
:09:27
Oh, you got jokes to go along
with that ugly jump shot of yours, huh?
:09:32
First of all, if you need to know
my credentials,
:09:35
as Coach White said,
they're on the wall there behind you.
:09:38
Secondly, if basketball practice
starts at 3, you are late as of 2:55.
:09:46
You, shooting the ball.
What's your name, sir?
:09:49
Jason Lyle, but I ain't no sir.
:09:52
You're not a sir.
:09:54
Well, are you a madam?
:09:57
- Little bitch. Bitch.
- As of now, you are a sir.
:10:01
So are the rest of you.
:10:03
"Sir" is a term of respect.
:10:06
And you will have my respect
until you abuse it.
:10:10
Mr. Lyle, how many games
did you guys win last season?
:10:14
Like four wins, 22 losses.
:10:17
- Sir.
- Sir.
:10:21
I'm going to give you contracts.
:10:25
If you sign and honor
your side of them,
:10:29
we are going to be successful.
:10:32
Damn, do I get a signing bonus
for signing this contract?
:10:34
Yes, sir.
You get to become a winner.
:10:39
Because if there's one thing I know,
it is this:
:10:42
The losing stops now.
:10:46
Starting today, you will play
like winners, act like winners,
:10:49
and most importantly,
you will be winners.
:10:53
If you listen and learn,
you'll win basketball games.
:10:57
And, gentlemen, winning in here...